Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
Disney Princesses + romantic moments
If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy
Did I ever tell you I’ve got a thing for brunettes?
- Tangled (2010) ♛
i have concealed drugs…. search me
I’m like that. Either I forget right away or I never forget.
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
How did you get out
“have a baby they said,
it’s great they said,
no one will notice if you go bald they said”
*violently throws awards at Dylan O’Brien*
*violently throws myself at Dylan O’Brien*
*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette
everything always happens so much
how much water is too much water
15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death
15 water bottles is too much water
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