telling someone to read a book and watching as their world slowly gets destroyed by it
do people really still say me gusta
im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does
*gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’
the future King of England
i think suicidal people are just angels that want to go home.
This is the saddest most sweet thing I have ever read.
reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS
Friendly reminder to put chapstick on a paper cut because it seals the cut and stops the burning sensation.
my whole life is a lie up to this moment…
Let’s just face the possibility of Leonardo DiCaprio finally winning an Oscar
reblog while you can
I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.
isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses
isn’t that weird to think about
i know it’s so weird to think about
I CAN’T. I CAN’t. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING, THIS IS PERFECT XD
Someone do one where they’re having sex with Sam and then their orgasm and vital signs go down.
HOW IN THE HELL IS THIS SO ACCURATE?
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
Good job pet store. That is what’s up.
I worked in a pet store for 5 years, and every Easter our rabbit sales went up exponentially. I can tell you from experience that almost half of the rabbits we sold were brought back in as early as two weeks after they were adopted. Some people let them loose, and some people send them to a shelter. People need to understand this very statement, and truly think about it. A rabbit is a big commitment, and should not be a fad or seen as a compulsory pet.
I cannot like this anymore than once, but I sure as hell hope people will spread this message, because it’s important as hell. I used to hand out care sheet BOOKLETS to everyone looking to adopt, and it prevented many of them from adopting in the end.
This goes for any animal, holy hell big underscores and exclamation marks. Huge props to this pet store for trying to put their pets before sales instead of shelling them out like candy.
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